Bat Shit Movie Reviews
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Welcoming Reginald Kensington to the BSMR Blogging Family: The Connoisseur of Childish Cinema
“I am exhilarated to join the BSMR family, to bring a touch of sophistication to the woefully pathetic and unsophisticated realm of childish cinema. It is my mission, nay, my duty, to elevate this overlooked genre to the heights of art it deserves.” – Reginald Kensington We are thrilled to introduce the newest member of Read more
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The Lion King: A Wild Rumpus of Existential Absurdity and Shakespearean Monkey Business
“The Lion King,” a tale as old as Shakespearean tragedy itself, dances on the precipice of existentialism, offering a somewhat darkly comedic reflection on the inherent absurdity of life’s eternal circle. Simba, our Hamlet-esque protagonist, grapples with his existential burden, which at times can feel like a tragic comedy, echoing the Danish prince’s torment over Read more
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The Departed: Jack Nicholson’s Divine Performance and the Revelation
“Is Jack Nicholson more than just an actor? Could he be something greater, something divine?” In the annals of cinematic history, there exists a figure whose presence on screen transcends mere talent—it can only be described as divine. That figure is none other than Jack Nicholson, and let us make no mistake here: Jack Nicholson Read more
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I Think You Should Leave: A Perplexing Display of Nonsense
“I Think You Should Leave” is a show that recently crossed my path, and I must say, it left me in a state of perpetual perplexity. The show’s rather direct title, “I Think You Should Leave,” initially had me thinking that perhaps I should prepare to vacate my own living room. To my relief (or Read more
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The Land Before Time: Seriously, Dinosaurs Can Talk Now?
Okay, so I was somehow convinced to watch “The Land Before Time” the other day, and let me tell you, it’s not exactly what I had in mind. I mean, seriously, who comes up with this stuff? Dinosaurs that talk, befriend each other, and go on some epic quest to find the “Great Valley”? Sounds Read more
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Rocky: A Macho Masterpiece of 1980s Cinema
In the testosterone-fueled heyday of 1980s America, one film franchise stood head and shoulders above the rest, giving a cinematic uppercut to the very notion of masculinity. “Rocky,” starring the indomitable Sylvester Stallone, wasn’t just a series of movies; it was a blueprint for how real men should live, train, and, above all else, never Read more
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The Generation Iron Docuseries Review: A Mirror Reflecting Existential Dilemmas in the Bodybuilding and Fitness Industry
In the grand theater of human existence, “Generation Iron” unfolds as a riveting cinematic-reality journey, shedding light on the intriguing yet often obscured dimensions of the bodybuilding and fitness industry. This documentary series inadvertently acts as both a mirror and a magnifying glass, forcing us to confront existential crises that lurk beneath the surface while Read more
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The Meg: A Pandemic of Denial, with Extra Sharknado Vibes, Sea Monsters Galore, and a Side of B-Movie Brilliance
Rating: Three Out of Five on the BatShit Scale but Jason Statham Still Epitomizes British Blue Steel In a world overflowing with both real-life absurdity and over-the-top cinematic escapades, “The Meg” emerges as an unexpected yet uncannily fitting parallel to the United States’ approach to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. Just as the characters in the Read more
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Character Study: How Smeagol’s Descent into Madness Parallels Young Investment Bankers’ Comical Obsession with Material Wealth
In the world of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings,” there’s a character named Smeagol who, let’s be honest, goes on a rollercoaster ride of madness in pursuit of a shiny piece of jewelry. But, hold on to your calculators, because this madness has some surprising parallels with the adventures of young investment bankers Read more
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Jaws: Making Waves and Bowel Movements in Cinematic History
Director: Steven SpielbergRelease Date: June 20, 1975Genre: Thriller, Horror Rating: 5 out of 5 on the BatShit Scale In the ever-evolving world of cinema, there’s a small niche of films that have left an indelible mark on their audience—sometimes in ways that no one could have anticipated. Steven Spielberg’s 1975 masterpiece, “Jaws,” is one such Read more
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