Bat Shit Movie Reviews

We are thrilled to introduce the newest member of our BSMR blogging family, Reginald Kensington. Nestled in a luxurious penthouse on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, with a panoramic view of the city’s skyline, Reginald is the embodiment of New York’s elite. Yet, within this realm of haute couture and art collections, he’s chosen to intertwine these elements with the whimsical world of children’s cinema.

Emerging from the illustrious Kensington lineage, known for their contributions to antiques and rare artifacts during the Gilded Age, Reginald’s immersion in the arts began in his formative years. His experiences at Juilliard, Broadway, and the New York Fashion Week honed his already discerning taste. However, it was his serendipitous venture into a children’s matinee that revealed Reginald’s true calling.

In Reginald’s own words, “I am exhilarated to join the BSMR family, to bring a touch of sophistication to the woefully pathetic and unsophisticated realm of childish cinema. It is my mission, nay, my duty, to elevate this overlooked genre to the heights of art it deserves.”

With a martini in one hand and a designer notepad in the other, Kensington is set to grace our blog with critiques that promise both depth and style. His scathing wit, combined with references to obscure artistic movements, will surely provide our readers with fresh, enlightening perspectives on familiar tales.

Though his primary focus will be children’s films, we eagerly anticipate the moments when Reginald explores the world of mature cinema. His unique approach, intertwining contemporary movies with classics from his vast library, promises a treat rich with references to everything from ancient Greek tragedies to Renaissance art.

Additionally, we aim to give readers an inside look into Reginald’s avant-garde film screening parties — where the glitz of high society merges seamlessly with the charm of film.

Reginald’s sophisticated, albeit borderline snobbish, perspective is a welcome addition to our BSMR community. We believe that his voice will introduce a fresh depth and flair that our readers will adore.

Let’s join hands in welcoming Reginald to BSMR! The world of cinema, as seen through the discerning eyes of NYC’s most unexpected cinephile, awaits your perusal.